there's some weird things i could think
kitchen sherry, cooking sink
you might hear strange tongues when i speak
you might have to save me a drink
there's some weird shit i could share
a lock of heart, a broken hair
i'll be praying that you meet me there
hell, i might even save you a beer
one and one and one ain't two
two by two we toodle-loo
if you're right and hell has booze
i'll be there holding a beer for yous
there's some weird junk i got passed
there are questions you don't ask
"do you think it's fire and smoke?"
"do you think it's just a christmas joke?"
one and one and one ain't two
two and two ain't toodle-loo
two and two and two is six
and six and six, it scares the shit
out of folks afraid to sleep
frank, i think i'll have another drink
might have to save me a drink
might have to save me a drink